TITTY MONSTA PT. 1 GwBP

Description

No test tubes! No beakers! No Erlenmeyer Flasks! No secret laboratories filled with unsanctioned experiments. Not unless you consider its mother’s womb to be one. NO! This kind of monster is neither born nor created in the traditional manner. Exposed to high concentrations of boobs over the course of time. This individual has been transformed into a mythical beast like none you’ve seen before. Hiding in plain sight. Working a job like the masses. Frequenting the same venues as everyone else. Feasting on the same grub as you and I. When realistically, it has an appetite for you guess it…BOOBS! But don’t worry! Its harmless minus some ogling. And if the opportunity presents itself a little titty fondling and suckling.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!