TITTIES & TACOS BLK TEE GREY PRINT

Description

Whoever coined the phrase “It’s possible to have too much of a good thing”. Obviously, has never had an encounter with an awesome pair of boobs! However, I’ll be honest, the idea of fusing two major events like Titty Tuesday’s and Taco Tuesday’s together to create one super event never quite crossed my mind. But it’s monumental, nonetheless.
I mean, just imagine that lightly salted, crispy, crunchy, textured taco shell. Stuffed with premium season beef, sauteed onions, diced tomatoes, topped with freshly made guacamole and cheese melted to perfection. Wedged between those two beautifully perched peaks she calls breasts. Her eyes begging you to indulge in the delicious dessert/dinner entrée she has set before you. Your fingertips tingling with excitement, a bead of salivate escapes your lips as you near her breasts. Your tastebuds seated on the edge of anticipation as they eagerly await the first bite. And then Crunch! The first bite creates a blend of flavors that delivers an orgasmic eruption in your mouth. Followed by that firm, fluffy feel of breasts against your lips. HEAVEN!
I mean, I’m not sure about you, maybe I could survive until next Tuesday without a taco. And that’s a strong maybe. But going a day without boobs is a capital crime punishable only by death. And going a lifetime without an experience like the one mentioned above is fate I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!