SMOTHER ME (SMO) GREY TEE

Description

Smother! A unique word with a funny pronunciation. It’s like someone somewhere, was sitting in front of a steaming hot stack of pancakes. And thought what’s a word I can use to describe what the syrup is doing to these cakes. Oh, I know, I’ll take the word ‘MOTHER’ slap an ‘S’ on it and call it ‘SMOTHER’! Or maybe not.
Imagine this instead. Imagine that last thing you saw before being enveloped by her breasts is the print on this comfy combed and ring-spun polyester and cotton blend tee. And the print that reads ‘SMOTHER ME’! Shortly thereafter you find your head nestled underneath said shirt and tucked between her breasts. Its pre-shrunk fit designed to keep your head pleasantly in place for a moment just like this. 10 secs have elapsed since the last breath of fresh air. Your thoughts racing to the edge of ecstasy and back! Your Heart Pounding with Bravado! Blood surging through your veins! Oxygen levels low! Adrenaline High! Liberation! The only word to describe this kind of euphoric experience. Well…at least that’s what we had in mind! What adventures will your shirt take you on?

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!