BEWARE OF BOOBS GRY TEE

Description

There comes a time in everyone’s life when they must be honest with themselves. And let’s be honest…YOUR BOOBS…well, they’re unique. Trying to capture their uniqueness with words is like trying to capture a Unisaurus Rex. It’s virtually impossible to describe one much less capture one. But since you’ve made it thus far, you’re adventurous enough to try. So, let’s do it!
If you had to describe your boobs in so many words. You might say they are Cantankerous. Playfully aggressive. Free-Spirited. They consider their freedom a necessity, not a luxury. Confidently, expressing their likes and dislikes. And that’s why this tee is for them, not you! With that combed and ring-spun comfort and polyester pleasure at an all-time high. Pre-shrunk to prevent ‘the girls’ from being suffocated. Maybe just maybe they’ll be comfy enough to find a nice way of telling their crush they have a crush on them. WITHOUT CRUSHING THEM!!!

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!