THE MAN PACIFIER

The words ‘Man’ and ‘Pacifier’ should rarely, if ever, be used in a sentence together. Let alone paired together like this ‘Man Pacifier’. But in this case, I think you’ll make an exception. I mean, let’s be honest, when one thinks of a man. You might think of the protagonist in a hit action movie. A star athlete, or even the dilf that all the milfs want and the other dads envy. But a big rusty man being coddled and cradled up somewhere is just preposterous. At least until you consider the fact men have feelings too. Furthermore, boobs are multi-functional. So, let’s face it, even if he’s the manliest of men. When the boobs a.k.a Man Pacifiers come out he reverts to his nursing days and starts shouting “Goo-Goo Gaa-Gaa I want, I want mommy’s milk.”

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!